HERE’S A TRAILER FOR THE NEW “CHRONICLES OF NARNIA” MOVIE

Did you realize they were still making those “Chronicles of Narnia” movies?  The third one comes out this December.  It’s called “Voyage of the Dawn Treader”.  (–Here’s the trailer . . .)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJQDPpIK6I

GIBSON HAS COME OUT WITH A “BRAD PAISLEY MODEL” GUITAR:

–If you’re thinking about buying one, better save up because it’ll run you $5,158.  Gibson is showcasing the guitar with a link that has a photo of the “J-45″ . . . plus a video of Brad being a guitar geek and talking endlessly about it.  Check it out . . .

http://www2.gibson.com/Products/Acoustic-Instruments/Round-Shoulder/Gibson-Acoustic/Brad-Paisley-J-45.aspx

MCDONALD’S IS RUNNING A PRO-GAY AD IN FRANCE:

McDonald’s is running a pro-gay ad in France that features a closeted teenager, a clueless dad, and the tagline “Come As You Are.”  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBuKuA9nHsw

“Centerfold club Jacksonville Florida now hiring 2010 graduating class.”

A strip club in Jacksonville, Florida, posted a sign that says, “Now Hiring The Graduating Class Of 2010.”  The owner thinks it’s funny considering the lack of jobs available for recent graduates.  But some people don’t think it’s funny at all.

–Naturally, there’s an amusing, poorly produced local news report on the story.

http://www.fox5vegas.com/video/23680748/index.html

NIKE RELEASED A COOL WORLD CUP COMMERCIAL:

Nike has a new commercial for the World Cup, with the biggest soccer stars in the world . . . plus Roger Federer, Kobe Bryant, Gael Garcia Bernal, and Homer Simpson.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idLG6jh23yE

HERE’S A FAT GUY BEING ATTACKED BY A DEER:

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-deer-attacks-fat-guy.html

 For your enjoyment…

Cheers,

Neumann

Celebrate EMS Appreciation Week (May 16-22)

http://supersexycpr.com/cpr.html

 Cheers,

Neumann!

HERE’S A “SEXY” VIDEO FROM THE ‘80S OF WOMEN IN BIKINIS SHOOTING MACHINE GUNS:

http://www.foundfootagefest.com/videos/babes-machine-guns-part-1

Man I miss the 80’s…  Hot girls and hot guns.  Can life get any better?

USE THE FORCE… REALLY!

The company TomTom is releasing a DARTH VADER GPS voice, and they made a parody video of studio outtakes to promote it, where Vader can’t pronounce anything right.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljFfL-mL70

MILEY CYRUS’ SEXY NEW MUSIC VIDEO:

MILEY CYRUS’ new “Can’t Be Tamed” video debuted on E! last night.  She portrays a rare, bird-like creature on display at a museum.

http://www.eonline.com/videos/v53035_miley-cyrus-cant-be-tamed-video.html